Why can't heterosexual men be more observant?!

An email from a friend:

"Hope all is well...I saw you the other day....it was really a warm day...you had on a blueish print dress and flower in your hair...you were working it....I caught a glimpse and thought Wow who is that hottie....took a double and under those Hollywood Glasses you were wearing I said, OMG I know that star...it's Lisa....I know her. Remember I am gay, so you know you were stylin' if I said you were! ! !

"I was going into the Ofarrell garage and couldn't honk because you had already sashyed by....."